May 2013
gamsee:
my grandma asked me what i want for my birthday so i said all i want for my birthday is a big booty ho and she said that im making jesus sad
everniam:
keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
pityreblogs:
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
me: does one sit-up
me: checks for abs
magnezone:
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
