Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Are you 18?
It's okay, they're a metaphor.
have you ever talked to someone that youre completely comfortable with and you can just tell them anything you want and they wont judge you for it or they’ll actually make an effort and try to make an interesting conversation about it like you can talk about different kind of sauces or pasta with them for an hour and the conversation will never get boring
"I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be." Dita Von Teese (via methodgyal)
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hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
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"As humans, we ruin everything we touch, including each other." (via mermaidsongs)
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"Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word" George R.R. Martin (via prosektorium)
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