my grandma asked me what i want for my birthday so i said all i want for my birthday is a big booty ho and she said that im making jesus sad
(via l-o-v-e-street)
keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer
(via illlieifihaveto)
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
(via perpetuallyfucked)
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
(via cvmfest)
